Your ticket is confirmed!

Originally uploaded by …like a chimp with coconuts

*This was forwarded to me from one of the islamic yahoo groups that I’m subscribed to. I’m not sure who’s the original author is, but it explains what sort of mentality a muslim should have/expect from this life/world, moreso they’re end*


Your ticket is confirmed!

Ticket type:
Price: Absolutely free (booking confirmed)

Passenger Details
Name: One of the ‘children of Adam’
Origins: From clay
Address: Planet Earth

Conditions Of Travel:
Departure: from life on earth
Destination: eternal life
Stop-over: hotel (2 meters under the ground, for one person)
Duration of flight: from couple of seconds to several millions of years

Departure time:
Time of death (exact time is unknown, but it can
happen earlier than expected)
Arrival time: On the Judgment Day (not specified in the timetable)

Information About Interrogation:
On the arrival to the hotel (grave): incorruptible
Auditors – two angels: Munkar & Nakir, will immediately start questioning.
Three questions will be asked:
1)Who is your God?
2)Who is your prophet?
3)What is your religion?
Questions will follow about your life on earth. For more
information, refer to 27th Aya of Sura “Ibrahim” of the Holy Quran.

Despite the fact that the airplane transfers only one passenger at a time,
there are some restrictions on the amount of baggage that you can take with
1) You can take with you 5 meters of white cloth
2) Any items of material life of earth are strictly forbidden.
3) Realistic luggage should consist of good deeds, modest behavior and of
well spent time on calling people to Islam.

Important instructions:
All the passengers should remember that tickets are not exchangeable or
This journey is compulsory for representatives of all races,
nationalities, religions and of all ages.
Delays are not stipulated.

Angel of Death will not compromise on changing the date and time of

For more information:
Read instructions, which you can find in The Holy Quran and Sunnah.
You could also consult alims(scholars). Please do it as soon as possible.
During your journey you will not be provided with oxygen mask, as your
breathing system will be terminated just before the departure time.

Additional instructions:
You don’t need to take care of your boarding pass, passport and other travel
documents. To prepare for the flight:
– Pray 5 times a day
– Read the Holy Quran
– Follow the sunna to the best of your ability
– and be ready for your flight, as you may have to depart any minute
(even now)

Final warning:
Final destination depends on you! Please do not waste your time onplanet
earth. Remember, you have one-way ticket: Either to Hell orto Paradise.

Jannah or Jahannam


*this is another version of the same topic*

~ by nursheikha on July 26, 2008.

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