This is a little food for the soul with an IT/programming touch.

It just makes you realise why He (God) is the Ar-Rahman, Al-Wadud. Subhanallah!

He’s always been with you since the very beginning…in your mother’s belly even before your own mother knew you existed and He gave you what you needed…even till now…it was just a matter of whether you were conscious of Him.
THE HEART PROGRAM -author unknown

Customer Service Rep: Yes, Ma’am, how can I help you

Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided
to install love.Can you guide me through the process?

CS Rep: Yes, I can help you. Are you ready to proceed?

Customer: Well, I’m not very technical, but I think
I’m ready to install now. What do I do first?

CS Rep: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you
located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several other
programs running right now. Is it okay to install
while they are running?

CS Rep: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let’s see, I have PAST-HURT.EXE,
right now.

CS Rep: No problem. LOVE will gradually erase
PAST-HURT.EXE from your current operating system. It
may remain in your permanent memory, but it
will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will
eventually overwrite LOW-ESTEEM.EXE with a module of
its own called HIGH-ESTEEM.EXE. However, you
have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and
RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs
prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you
turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you
tell me how?

CS Rep: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke
FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary
until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been
completely erased.

Customer: Okay, done. LOVE has started installing
itself automatically. Is that normal?

CS Rep: Yes. You should receive a message that says it
will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see
that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

CS Rep: Yes, but remember that you have only the base
program. You need to begin connecting to other HEART’s
in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops. I have an error message already. What
should I do?

CS Rep: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON
INTERNAL COMPONENTS.” What does that mean?

CS Rep: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It
means that the LOVE program is set up to run on
external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your
HEART. It is one of those complicated programming
things, but in non-technical terms it means you have
to “LOVE” your own machine before it can “LOVE”

Customer: So what should I do?

CS Rep: Can you pull down the directory called

Customer: Yes, I have it.

CS Rep: Excellent. You’re getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

CS Rep: You’re welcome. Click on the following files
and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory:
ACKNOWLEDGE-LIMITATIONS.DOC. The system will overwrite
any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty
programming. Also, you need to delete
VERBOSE-SELF-CRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then
empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with new
files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now
and it shows that PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are
copying themselves all over my HEART. Is this

CS Rep: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but
eventually everything gets downloaded at the proper
time. So, LOVE is installed and running. You should be
able to handle it from here. One more thing before I

Customer: Yes?

CS Rep: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its
various modules to everybody you meet. They will in
turn share it with other people and they will return
some similarly cool modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thanks for your help. By the way,
what’s your name?

CS Rep: You can call me the Divine Cardiologist, also
known as The Great Physician, but most call me God.
Most people feel all they need is an annual
check-up to stay heart-healthy, but the manufacturer
(Me) suggests a schedule of daily maintenance for
maximum efficiency. Put another way, keep in touch.


~ by nursheikha on July 27, 2008.

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